Unworldly art collector Basil Turton inherits his father’s publishing empire (and his title) and marries Natalia, an East European with a decidedly Machiavellian streak. Six years on, the new Lady Turton is not just wearing the trousers but also being far from discreet about her lovers. Sir Basil’s butler, Jelks, strongly disapproves of it all. Then Lady Turton gets her head stuck in a valuable work of art…