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Minty the Assassin

Minty the Assassin

A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.Aug. 07, 2009United States80 Min.N/A
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Synopsis

MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty’s agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender’s paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest

Minty the Assassin
Original title Minty the Assassin
IMDb Rating 3.6 188 votes
TMDb Rating 2.7 3 votes

Director

Cast

Tabitha Taylor isDouble Delicious
Double Delicious
Chip Joslin isDr. Brain Bender
Dr. Brain Bender
Jacki R. Chan isMolly Leviathan
Molly Leviathan
Hawk Younkins isCaptain Capability
Captain Capability
Elan Tom isBruce Zee
Bruce Zee
Nora J. Novak isCute Postal Woman
Cute Postal Woman

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